Greatest Damn Joke Ever
I take no credit for this but….wow it’s good. No, it’s Epic.
In the men’s bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands…clear up to his elbows….he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, “I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean.”
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, “I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious.”
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, “I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands.
JibJab makes a good point
Basically how I feel about the election. Both candidates suck, especially Obama. My only thread of hope is that if he gets elected, he won’t get reelected. I’m going to college for 5 years starting in August so *hopefully* he’ll be out of office by the time I’m out of school. Don’t know about you, but I sure as hell don’t want to pay 50% taxes. Not saying McCain is any better, he’ll probably die in office and that’s not to mention how he’ll probably put us in even more war debt…
Two new ones
Since I’m off work today and too lazy to update the lists, I’ve been watching some pretty good anime.
Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto:
Besides being a long name, the story revolves around a swordsman in Japan. Not too sure of the story so far, only on episode 3…but it looks promising.
Meine Liebe:
Meine Liebe Wieder:
I’m not too partial to stories that deal with kids in school (hell, that’s me. why would I want to watch about that?), but this series is quite good. I’ve only watched the first season, Meine Liebe (German for My Love), but the character development is exquisite. That’s not to mention all these kids are basically prodigies and insanely skilled in almost every skill. They are also the best looking kids in the school so it’s a mini-PGE or mini-Vampire Knight where the girls try to get noticed by the guys…kinda obnoxious but hey, it’s enjoyable. I believe the setting, if it were to be classified in a non-fictional timeline, is pre-WW2 Germany but they have a king.
