AoC Gold Farmers Suck

Aye, anyone else get annoyed by the /tell spams and the message box spam? I know I do. Here’s a little ditty I composed (sorta, I mean….I just changed the lyrics).

Gold Farmin’ Machine
(Killing Machine by Judas Priest)

I never give no answers, I never /tell no lies
I never walk a straight line so I never get surprised
I don’t ask no credit cards so I won’t get abused
I learned to farm when I was young
So I’m never ever gonna lose

They pay me the money and I’ll do the job
I got a contract for you
I got a contract, for you

I never send no resources, I never use my gold
I always found /t spamming helps to keep me and my kind alive
I take care of business, It takes care of me
I look after myself and do it well
’cause some GM’s always looking for me

They pay me the money and I’ll do the job
I got a contract for you
I got a contract for you

What manner of farmer am I?
A coin purse, lump sum and then I move on
What manner of buyer are you?
Stab a friend’s back to jump a queue

I do what I do ‘cos I can’t do nothing better
You do what you do, just buyin’ my gold

‘cos you ain’t got nothin’ better to do

I got no guild, no name, I’m just a gold farming machine
I kept the gold grindin down, if you know what I mean
I never stop in one place, I move about the regions
Got expensive tastes, but I hasten to add that
I’m the best that there is

They pay me the money and I’ll do the job
I got a contract for you
I got a contract for you

I got a contract for you
I got a contract for you